- Woman: I think there's something fishy about our refrigerator.
Man: Fishy? What's going on?
Woman: Every time I open the door to grab a snack, the kitchen starts singing "Under the Sea"!
An Indian, a Pakistani, and a Bangladeshi were engrossed in a cricket debate. The Indian confidently declared, "Our batsmen are absolutely top-notch!" The Pakistani fired back, "Hold on, our bowlers take the cake any day!" The Bangladeshi chimed in with a sigh, "Well, while we wait, maybe someday our team will score a coveted spot in the World Cupโฆ"- "It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. And if you still have the bottle in hand . ๐ค๐ฅ"
- I don't understand this world!
Why do people love you if you donate a kidney? They call the cops if you donate five kidneys. - A tourist was being led through the swamps of Bengal. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you run a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you run with the flashlight." - Oxygen and magnesium went on a date. OMG, it was so electrifying that they bonded instantly! ๐ฅโก
- An apple a day keeps everyone away. Provided you know how to throw it hard enough.
- Why did the comedian change his name to Chuck?
Because he wanted to make sure everyone had a "Chuckle" at his jokes! - The fun fact of a bachelor
I am gonna get married. - "The best way to predict the future is to create it. Or just binge-watch fantasy shows. ๐๐ฎ"
- Enzymes at a speed-dating event were disappointed. They said, "We thought we'd catalyze some reactions, but no sparks flew!" โฉโ๐
- When I asked my GPS for directions to success, it said, "Make a U-turn whenever possible - you missed your exit 10 years ago."
- Grand son: What's the perfume's favorite game?
Grandpa: Hide and "scent"-seek โ it loves playing peek-a-boo with the senses!
- "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. Well, courage and a handful of fries๐ฆธโโ๏ธ"
- A man walks into a casino and notices a sign that says, "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."
He considers it for a bit before dialling the number. When they responded, he said, "I have an ace and a five." The dealer has a seven. What should I do?" - My wife told me to do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward for me.
- Rahul: Tomorrow's my wife's birthday.
Amit: Nice! Did you figure out the gift?
Rahul: I asked her last week, and she said, "Something with diamonds." So, I'm getting her a deck of playing cards. ๐๐๐ - I once built a potty training robot for my science project. Guess what it said?
Pee poop pee poop. - The hamster commandeered a tiny remote-controlled tank and declared, "I'm a 'wheel' powerhouse!" ๐น
It felt big until it realized the tank was moving in circles. ๐คฃ - Guess my boss is like the "sun"
It hurts my eyes whenever I see him at office - Nurse: Doctor, did you hear about the diabetic patient who started taking walks in the candy aisle?
Doctor: Oh, really? Why on earth would they do that?
Nurse: They said it was a way to sweeten their daily exercise routine without sugar-coating it!
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