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Binita: Harrice, what is keyboard?
Harrice: The one you type with on your computer and phone!
Binita: NO! The one with many, many keys but is unable to open any door!
A Singaporean, a Malaysian, and an Indonesian were immersed in a lively discussion about street food. The Singaporean proudly declared, "Our hawker stalls are even Michelin-star worthy!" The Malaysian retorted, "Hold on, we pioneered the amazing mamak culture." The Indonesian chimed in with a chuckle, "Come on, folks, we're all just roadside warriors munching on some mouthwatering gorengan!"
What is favourite Punjabi hobby?
Starting the day with a heavy breakfast, taking a good snack at 11, super rich lunch at 1.30, solid evening snacks at 4, emptying the refrigerator at 6, a lil whiskey with fritters at 8, a solid dinner at 10, and looking in front of mirror and asking what do I have for midnight snacks.
Binita: Harrice, what is keyboard?
Harrice: The one you type with on your computer and phone!
Binita: NO! The one with many, many keys but is unable to open any door!
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. And if tea helps. ☕🥊"
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the social media followers. 📸🎂"
Son: Dad, why did the sock refuse to go to the party?

Father: Hmm, I wonder. Why?

Son: It was feeling a bit low because it heard the shoes were always the ones getting the "sole" of the attention!
Sibling 1: "You know what I realized? Mom and Dad are like Wi-Fi signals." Sibling 2: "Huh? How?" Sibling 1: "Well, they have their strong moments, but sometimes they just disappear when you need them most!"😂👫📶
Frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?”
Guide: "There were, but dont worry, the cobras ate all of them."
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Stay at a place and keep going round and round. ⏰😶"
Wife: I'm convinced our bathroom is magical.
Husband: Magical? How so?
Wife: Every time I step in with messy hair, I come out looking like a shampoo model!
Why is it so simple to buy drugs in a casino?
Because the casinos are run by dealers.
What went to a psychiatrist but got no cure?
Electron. Because it's nature was to be negative.
A chef fearfully asked to his doctor before surgery:
Patient: Can I become a chef post-operation?
Doctor: Absolutely, you'll master the art of slicing and dicing medical bills.
A couple in the party
Wife: Did you catch the host's attempt at magic? It was like watching a rabbit trying to pull a magician out of a hat.
Husband: Let's just hope our kid doesn't decide to demonstrate their newfound "magic" tricks on the babysitter's hair.
"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. And slow internet life. 🤔"
Distance increases in love. It reduces when you love. It reduces further when you are too much in love. It increases when you are too much in love, too much thinking about the other person beyond the two of you.
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. Especially when assembling easy-to-assemble furniture. 🛋️🤯"
Siblings are the best at reminding you of your embarrassing moments just when you thought they were forgotten. 🙈👫
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. But knowledge of you are married when eyeing other chicks is essential.🔍"
Son: I've been learning to cook gourmet dishes.
Mom: Impressive! What's your signature dish?
Son: Microwaved popcorn

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