Rev up your sense of humor with these HILARIOUS vehicular puns! ?? From car-to-car banter to GPS sass, we're taking you on a comedic joyride! Buckle up for more laughs!
Buckle up for some wacky rides and wild puns - vehicular humor is here!
? Car taunts motorcycle:
Car: Ha! Two wheels? What are you, a toddler trike? ?
Bike: Well you're a midlife crisis on four wheels! ?
? Why'd the bike blush near the car?
Bike: sees headlights Oh my, how exposing! ?
? What do you call a car wearing a turtleneck?
A convertible trying to keep its cool! ?
? Car to motorcycle
Car: Ha, 2 wheels? What are you, a bicycle? ?
Bike: Well you're a 4-wheeler who needs AAA on speed dial! ?
? Truck's donut shop interview
Truck: I heard this place offers round the clock glazing! I'm so jelly! ?
Manager: Uhh I think you're confused, this is a hardware store…
? My GPS is the worst backseat driver
GPS: Recalculating sanity...questioning all life's choices! ?
? Ambulance races cop car
Cop Car: Make way, I'm the law! ?
Ambulance: Catch me up later! I gotta jet or this patient's a goner! ⚰️
? Why's the scooter so chill?
Scooter: I start each day with a kick and just cruise! ??♂️
? Traffic light's coy comment to car
Traffic light: Oops, don't look yet, I'm still changing! ??
Car: awkwardly looks away?
Hope these motorized mishaps made you laugh! Vroom vroom! ?️